seems like they would be found on the Onion, but these are actual news stories. Are Yahoo and Fox news cousins or dysfunctional brother and sister? If so, I wonder which one is the girl and which one is the boy. I think Yahoo would be the girl...
Anway, this just in:
Study shows life was tough for ancient Egyptians (really, I thought it was a cakewalk)
Police investigate teen party, find nothing but RootBeer (apparently Good Morning America ran this story, too. glad I don't already watch that show, otherwise this would be one reason to quit)
Uncertain Economy Awaits Next President (Uncertain economy? No, I am perfectly fine with my sub-prime loan that ended in foreclosure while pumping $5/gal. gas into my car. My $600 stimulus check will take care of everything ObamaHilaryMcCain!)
Sunday, March 30, 2008
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heheh
Yeah - I love how Bush tried to reassure people and tell them to put faith in their stimulus check. What the hell is $600 going to do for anyone? It's almost insulting - like the people who tip me 3 cents. Why bother?
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